oh, goodness im joining the ranks

so, i haven't actually written on here before. I have avoided the blog/myspace/trend because i thought no good can come of it. i originally got this because i had a friend in france and this seemed to be a decent way to communicate. I much prefer the mass-emailing--but this should be a better outlet perhaps.

plus i have no digital camera and the internet at my apt. does not work.

come to think of it--this might be a complete waste of time altogether


hmm.... oh well farts in heaven
maybe the good is that it allows people that wouldn't normally write to do so--and develop skills--- and BLAH BLAh BLAH
i'm boring myself like kittens duct taped to baby monitors in swwet translation

there's a thought--- there is an abnormally high level of amusement when considering how many pets someone has had--what happened to them??? How many car wrecks, spouses, broken bones, Boils, shoes, and jobs. My numbers vary in frightening ways to amuse even the most puckered of tight lipped asses and repugnant boot knockers. oh, the boots--- never did own a real pair of boots. sure i had a pleather brown pair of floor clackers to match some khakis--but they weren't real BOOTS i mean--i mean like pretty woman-- military--something that allows you not to shave all winter simply because you are sporting YOUR boots.
like Puss in boots--yeah--even that little orange cat had a pair of boots.
The best kids book---for short attnetion span is "The Monster at the End of this book." It's about Grover--and if you read it with funny voices--it really is great. yep.

well, crap this blog business is good stuff afterall

love and whatnot
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